Tomorrow I’m leaving for the hospital and the question I get asked all the time at the moment is: are you scared??
Well the answer is FUCK YES!!! BUT – there are things that I find worse. Here are five of them!
5. Removing my dermal anchor.
*sigh* After 4 years of people staring at my chest because they thought I “had something there” I had to remove it for the big day. I’m really sad about it!!
4. Nightmares about waking up during surgery.
Mind you, I already fainted when I only HEARD about shit going wrong. Yikes.
3. People seeing me when I’m disgusting.
They are going to see me! All of me! Urgh! So I shaved my legs and armpits and scrubbed my feet. No one is going to give a fuck, but yeah.
2. Proteine shake diets.
Sorry proteineshakes, but you’re disgusting and I just love carbs so damn much!
1. GREY HAIR!!!! I found 2 this morning and pulled them out immediately. I feel so old when I find grey hair so I am not looking too closely in the mirror.
One last post from the old me by this time tomorrow and then my new me will take over😉